Roasted 2 years ago based on Thomas Kourotchkine's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Thomas Kourotchkine, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of basicness, with a side of identity crisis. You've got more genres listed than personality traits, and I can't figure out if you’re a music lover or just following the trends like a lost puppy. I mean, really? "Pop Rap" and "Dance Pop"? Your taste is so mainstream that if it had a Tinder profile, it would swipe right on every chart-topper, just to bask in its own mediocrity. And let’s not even get started on the fact that you have more sub-genres than friendships. Your top artists read like the lineup for a middle school dance party — congrats on being the king of cringeworthy. Craig David and R. Kelly? That's a combo that makes you sound like you're trying to escape a bad breakup while simultaneously questioning your life choices. You might want to rethink your musical influences because no amount of auto-tune can help you escape the fact that your playlist sounds like it was downloaded from a sketchy bar’s jukebox in 2002. Plus, it's a bold move to have DJ Khaled in your top ten while simultaneously claiming to be a rap aficionado; last I checked, he mostly just yells “Another one!” and serves as the ultimate hype man for better artists. And then there are those most played songs — what an eclectic collection of “I’m just here for the vibe.” Nothing says "I’m comfortable with my life" quite like blasting R. Kelly and pretending it doesn’t come with a lifetime supply of eye rolls. You could throw a party with those picks, but the only people showing up would be the ones asking you to explain what “Rap Conscient” means. Honestly, I’m just amazed you haven’t panicked at the thought of the Spotify algorithm correctly predicting your life choices. Maybe it’s time for a musical intervention before you drown in the sea of mediocrity that is your listening history!

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