Roasted 2 years ago based on goldfrankenstein's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of goldfrankenstein, a name that sounds like it was generated by a high schooler pulling an all-nighter for a group project on 1970s horror films and mathematics. “Instrumental Math Rock?” Really? What’s next? “Advanced Placement Polynomial Metal?” You’re rocking out to bands with names no one’s heard of since the last time someone accidentally tuned into public access TV—how does it feel to be the only person at a party who brings a power-point presentation instead of a six-pack? Your top artists read like an obscure Wikipedia page you slapped together while cramming for a music nerd trivia night. Nobuo Uematsu? Congratulations on being the number one fan of a video game composer whose work peaked while everyone else was actually learning about real-life emotions. And kudos on being fully invested in “The Fucking Champs”—it’s a fitting sentiment considering how your taste in music screams “I can’t hold down a conversation unless it’s about time signatures!” As for your most played songs? You’ve got “Easy Lover” mixed in with a slew of tracks that sound like the results of a band name generator being hit by a thunderstorm. If “Catastasis” is your version of therapy, I genuinely hope you’ve got a good support group, because you clearly need it. Here’s a hot tip: why don’t we drop the three-hour solos and start exploring the best kept secret of the music world—songs that don’t feel like a math exam? Your Spotify should inspire joy, not confusion. So, how about we check if your artist recommendations come with a user manual next time?

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