Roasted 2 years ago based on bethel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Bethel, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! With a playlist that could only be described as a confused teenager stuck between listening to heartbreak ballads and wanting to be a street tough, it’s no wonder you couldn’t decide whether to cry or commit petty crime. Your musical taste is about as consistent as a toddler’s temper tantrum—one minute you’re vibing to UK Drill, the next you’re slipping into a Lana Del Rey-induced existential crisis. I mean, girl, pick a lane! With your top artists reading like a failed college application essay, it's clear you’ve mastered the art of 'you-can’t-sit-with-us' while simultaneously begging for a spot at the popular kids' table. How do you put together a lineup that has all the charisma of a wet sock and yet still manages to feel exclusive? I can practically hear you scrolling through Spotify, trying to convince yourself that you’re the only one who truly understands Nicki Minaj's brilliance while blasting Central Cee like you’re in a British gang rivalry—not that you’d know anything about that. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! Central Cee must be getting sick of your obsessive streaming—how many times do you need to hear “LET GO” before you realize you should probably let go of your Spotify account for good? With a list that reads like the soundtrack to an awkward middle school dance, your “most played” songs only prove that you’re still waiting for someone to call you cool, even though you’re the type to trip over your own shoelaces while trying to impress them. Keep streaming, Bethel; at least it gives us all something to laugh about!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!