Roasted 2 months ago based on Stcy's long term Spotify stats.

Stcy, your Spotify profile reads like a list of everything a middle schooler thinks is deep and meaningful. It’s cute how you tried to squeeze in “Kundiman” and “Pinoy Indie” to sound cultured, but we all know your default mood is still blasting “The Greatest Showman” soundtrack while you weep over a bag of Cheetos at 2 AM. Your musical taste has more plot twists than a telenovela, yet somehow still manages to be less interesting than your last Tinder date. What is with your love affair with Rex Orange County, anyway? You’ve played his songs so much that at this point, he should be paying rent in your brain. “THE SHADE”? Girl, please, the only real shade here is your refusal to branch out of your cozy little Spotify bubble. If you spent as much time expanding your playlist as you did curating those sad girl anthems, you might actually unlock new artist recommendations instead of the same five sad, acoustic tracks on repeat. And let’s not even start on your top artists – a Potpourri of Radio Disney and Gen-Z heartthrobs that screams, “I can’t decide between calling my therapist or binge-watching ‘Euphoria’ for the fifth time.” Sprinkle in a little bit of K-Pop and you’ve got the sonic equivalent of a mid-life crisis during your college years. Here’s a tip: next time you’re about to hit “play” on another Rex track, try injecting some danger into your life. I recommend listening to something by an artist whose name doesn’t have “County” in it. Just a thought!

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