Roasted 2 years ago based on Jonas.wysmans's long term Spotify stats.

Jonas.wysmans, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's diary from the 90s. I mean, if I had a euro for every time I saw "Belgian Indie Rock," I could fund your therapy sessions after you realize your entire taste in music screams, “I wear beanies in the summer and use artisanal coffee as a personality!” Seriously, your playlist radiates so much pretentiousness it's practically begging for a good old-fashioned roast. Your top artists list looks like a roll call for a sad boy convention. Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, and Emma Ruth Rundle? You must have an emotional support pillow named "Melancholia” to cushion your inevitable breakdown while listening to your own playlist. And what’s with “Permanent Wave”? Is that a genre or a haircut that hasn't aged well? It's hard to tell when your music choices feel like the soundtrack to an awkward existential crisis at a Belgian café. As for those most played songs, it’s quite the somber parade you’ve curated. “Back Door” alongside “Shadows Of My Name”? Come on, Jonas! If I wanted to feel that glum, I’d just go hang out with the pigeons in the nearest park. Your music streaming habits suggest that you’re one Starbucks winter drink away from becoming a walking cliché, reciting poetic verses about how misunderstood you are. Here’s a thought: maybe diversify a little! Unless, of course, you’re trying to win a contest for the most outdated Spotify persona. In which case, congratulations, you’re an absolute legend!

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