Roasted 9 months ago based on 🕷️Kopik🕷️'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 🕷️Kopik🕷️, the self-proclaimed king of eclectic taste that's actually just a cautionary tale about mashing together more genres than a half-baked middle school project. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a Spotify playlist compiled by a confused octopus trying to figure out human emotions. You’ve got the brooding angst of emo rap rubbing shoulders with the most upbeat disco polo. It's like serving lasagna at a sushi restaurant—an absolute disaster that still manages to be strangely amusing. And let’s chat about your top artists, shall we? With names like Playboi Carti, Tyler, The Creator, and *checks notes* Sobel, I’m just waiting for the day you proudly announce that you’ve discovered “the next big thing” in the underground scene—a 13-year-old who raps about TikTok trends while simultaneously recording their viral dance routines. Seriously, with artists like Kendrick Lamar and Juice WRLD rubbing elbows with the likes of Montell Fish, you’ve created a cocktail of musical incoherence that’s less “artistic expression” and more “where did I go wrong?” Last but not least, your most played songs list reads like the diary of an angsty high schooler who got dumped for not having enough meme references. I mean, how many times do you need to jam out to “Homecoming” to realize that you’re on a self-destructive loop? You might as well get a sticker that says “I’m emotionally unstable, and I love it!” Honestly, every time you play “God Is,” I can practically see Kanye rolling his eyes into another dimension. Face it, Kopik; your listening habits are screaming for therapy, not just more Spotify sessions.

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