Roasted 8 months ago based on Bread_bun's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Bread_bun, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary, or worse, like the playlist of someone who just discovered the internet and immediately got lost in a rabbit hole of Weeb culture. You could have picked a few mainstream artists to balance out your calendar's worth of J-Pop and Vocaloid tracks, but I guess you wanted to keep your taste as niche as your social life. At this point, I’m expecting you to show up in a ramen bowl and start belligerently quoting Ghibli movies. Your top artists are basically the soundtrack to a long-winded anime montage featuring you crying over a sandwich you dropped last week. And don’t get me started on "brb." That’s not an artist; it’s an accurate reflection of how the rest of us feel every time you share your Spotify Wrapped. You have more "brb." plays than a history teacher has PowerPoints, and honestly, nobody asked for your late-night ass to become an existential crisis-themed playlist. Congratulations, you’ve created the musical equivalent of an Otaku support group! And those most played songs? They’re less a reflection of your taste and more a cry for help. “Kiss Me Thru The Phone”? Really? Nothing says "I’m a coding hermit who lives exclusively on instant ramen" than that track right there. It’s like you’re aiming for the world record of the most socially awkward playlists. Keep it up, and you might accidentally inspire a viral TikTok dance trend called “The Introvert Shuffle.” Spoiler alert: it involves you shuffling back into your room after getting two minutes of human interaction. Bravo, Bread_bun. Bravo.

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