Roasted 2 years ago based on Alexandra Young's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Alexandra Young, the connoisseur of indie-pop sad bops and bedroom confessions. Your Spotify profile reads like a jumbled mixture of a mid-2000s teenager's angst and an Australian surf boarder’s daydream. Seriously, “Australian Surf Rock”? What are you, a trendy hipster in a tank top stuck in a beach town? I didn’t know one could be so specific with genre tastes—while still being universally ignored at parties. Your playlist sounds like it belongs to a person who’s perpetually single but claims they “love their independence.” You’ve got Noah Kahan and Taylor Swift leading the charge while half•alive is quietly regretting their life choices for being associated with you. And don’t even get me started on "for KING & COUNTRY." Were you expecting Jesus and a miracle to save your taste in music? Let’s face it, your top artist lineup reads like a youth group’s playlist after a simulation of existential dread. I can only imagine the quiet sobbing that happens as you press play on your “Modern Rock” section, conveniently ignoring any actual rock music! And those most played songs? Pure gold. “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” probably just sends you spiraling into existential crisis—hence the addiction. “Love Me (When You're Gone)” by WHALES•TALK should come with a caution label for people with commitment issues. I mean, who needs therapy when you can blast emo vibes and pretend they’re giving you life advice? In a world of fierce musical identities, you make me proud to be completely unashamed of my guilty pleasures! Keep up the great work, champ. With tastes like yours, we’re all in for a wild ride!

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