Roasted 11 months ago based on Sugar free jello's long term Spotify stats.

Margo, your Spotify profile looks like the hipster's version of a mood board gone wrong. Seriously, with a name like “*^*Margo*^*,” one could assume you curate artisanal jams while sipping on organic kale smoothies and wearing socks with sandals. Your favorite genres could have easily been thrown up by a bygone Needles & Pens poster they found in the back of a thrift store. You’ve got more indie genres listed than actual personality traits—when the most rebellious thing about you is your taste in music, we can only assume you often meditate while listening to the soft whisper of your own pretentiousness. Your top artists read like a lineup for a festival that only exists in your mind, where the playlists are curated by over-caffeinated poets mumbling profound lines about their cats. Blood Orange? More like Blood Orange Juice because, darling, your taste in music is as sweet as a fruit salad gone sour. It’s almost commendable how you’ve managed to showcase the emotional trainwreck that is your musical identity, but the only “swan” in your profile is the one getting ready to get turned into a sad, sappy ballad. The sheer abundance of melancholic indie tunes suggests you’re one existential crisis away from writing the next great American novel where every character is a sad bumblebee. As for your most played songs, are we sure we’re not accidentally sorting through your diary instead of a Spotify playlist? “Goodbye Evergreen” sounds like a perfect description of how your social life is shaping up in real-time. Who needs friends when you have the sweet sounds of “Now Awake” by Jelly Crystal, a track that can only inspire one to fall back asleep, right? Let’s be real, Margo—your music tastes say you live in a vintage teacup, but your goals seem to revolve around becoming an internet meme for that awkward friend who thinks crying over their playlist is a valid personality trait. Keep the vibe alive, queen!

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