Roasted 1 year ago based on Myles's long term Spotify stats.

Myles, your Spotify profile is like a midlife crisis in audio form—complete with the same ten artists looped so often I’m starting to wonder if you believe there’s a secret message in those Red Hot Chili Peppers songs urging you to expand your taste. You seriously have more RHCP on your list than they have albums. It's like you just couldn’t let go of that one failed jam session in high school and decided to cling to it like it’s a life raft in a sea of unpredictability. Spoiler alert: it’s not saving you. And what’s the deal with “Glam Metal” being one of your favorite genres? Did somebody lose a bet, or do you genuinely think spandex and hair spray should still carry musical significance in 2023? Looking at your top songs, it seems like you’re trying to do musical cardio—only running a marathon of nostalgia and somehow ending up back at the same three songs by the Chili Peppers. Meanwhile, your most played songs list reads like the soundtrack to a 90's sitcom that no one's ever actually watched. “Massive Penis Growth Frequency”—is that your cry for help or just your latest attempt to impress the punk scene? Then there's that eclectic mix of rap and hip-hop sneaked into your rock-heavy playlist—talk about musical schizophrenia. You’ve picked Kendrick Lamar and Eminem, yet you’re still out here jamming to something called "Massive Penis Growth Frequency." Is that the “hard rock” you’re looking for? Your profile screams, “I promise I’m not lost, I’m just exploring all the wrong roads!” So, Myles, here’s your wake-up call: maybe it’s time to let the "hip hop" and "punk" fight it out for the top spot while you rediscover what’s actually good, or at least update your playlist to reflect you’re not stuck in 2005!

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