Roasted 2 years ago based on Johnathan Wright's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Johnathan Wright, the walking Wikipedia page of mediocre music! With a Spotify profile packed tighter than your jeans after a weekend binge of iced coffee and Pop-Tarts, your love for genres like "Trancecore" and "Melodic Metalcore" really shows that you’re just two emotional breakdowns away from becoming a full-blown goth. If you were any more layered with sub-genres, you’d qualify for your own culinary review as “Sushi topped with a side of regret.” It's almost like you’re trying to make your musical choices as complicated as your social life. And let’s talk about your top artist list—what's the deal with being heavily invested in a single artist whose name sounds like the sound a toddler makes when they first discover their vocal cords? "brakence"? Seriously? This guy sounds like a malfunctioning printer, and yet here you are, streaming his songs on repeat like you’ve got stock in whatever sad emotional breakdown he’s selling. It’s good to see your musical taste has matured as much as your taste in hobbies, which I can only assume revolves around avoiding human contact while watching horror movies alone, clutching your latest band tee. But let’s be real, with a “most played” playlist heavy on tracks from “brakence” (no, I refuse to write it lowercase, give the name some respect!) and “Sleep Token,” we finally found out what your Spotify is really saying: ‘Hey, I’m just a little too much into emo vibes and way too much into my feelings!’ If we played a drinking game every time you hit skip on something that's not metalcore, let's just say we’d prefer for the next day's hangover to be this year’s hottest trend. So here’s to you, Johnathan! May your playlists be ever more confused and your choices somehow get even worse!

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