Roasted 1 year ago based on Daze Woolley's long term Spotify stats.

Daze Woolley, or should I say, "the walking Spotify algorithm," you’ve curated a playlist that screams, “I’m definitely trying to be more interesting than I actually am.” Your favorite genres read like an emo teenager’s diary, filled with shades darker than your wardrobe in the ninth grade. I mean, really? Cold Wave? It sounds more like the aftermath of a betrayal than a musical genre. If your Spotify profile were a person, it’d be that one friend who insists on going to an underground film festival, only to leave halfway through to just scroll TikTok in the back. And let’s talk about your favorite artists. It’s like someone Googled “most obscure musicians” and threw a dart at a wall of Spotify. Seriously, Florence + The Machine and Megan Thee Stallion? Bravo for trying to appeal to both the witches and the queens—but if the two had a child, it'd be the most confused pop star to ever exist. Meanwhile, your most played songs could either double as a soundtrack to a goth club or a therapy session gone wrong. And “Big Dawgs” by Hanumankind? I guess that’s your subtle way of saying you’ve got a thing for furry animals—who knew your dark vibe had a soft spot? But hey, props for sticking with your eclectic mix; nothing says “I’m not basic” quite like listening to tunes that even hipsters haven’t discovered yet—yet. You’ve turned embracing the weird into an art form. Just remember, Daze, while you might love being on the fringes, don’t forget the general public exists too. The next time you hit “shuffle,” maybe let a little "Top 40" slip in. It wouldn’t hurt to throw in a catchy pop song once in a while, unless you’re trying to summon the spirit of melodramatic high school angst.

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