Roasted 11 months ago based on leopardized ꒰♡ˊ͈ ु꒳ ूˋ͈꒱.⑅*♡'s long term Spotify stats.

So, soybean, I see your Spotify profile is a personal shrine to a musical genre buffet that could only be curated by someone who still thinks “AOT” refers to a vegetable garden. Your love for K-Pop, J-Pop, and every other pop the world has to offer says just one thing: you desperately need an identity crisis. Seriously, with that collection of favorites, it's like you threw a dart at the wall of genres and then rushed to tell everyone you’re literal “culture” personified. Spoiler alert: you're not. Your top artists read like the lineup for a teen sleepover that only exists in an alternate universe where Bubblegum Pop is still considered “deep.” ENHYPEN, BLACKPINK, and the endless parade of girls' names that sound suspiciously similar to your daily cereal choices make it hard to believe you’re not actually aiming for some kind of colorful yetchaotic K-drama ending. If your music taste isn't the soundtrack to one of those over-the-top anime intros, then I’m not sure what you’re doing with your life—and that might be the most tragic part. And then there are your most played songs. "SHEESH"? Great, now I get to hear your cringe-worthy catchphrases on repeat! I hate to break it to you, but no one will ever take your music recommendations seriously, especially when you’re jamming out to tracks like “Lucky Girl Syndrome.” I mean, come on! With that title, it sounds more like a dating advice column for folks who’ve been ghosted seven times in a row. At this point, your Spotify journey is just a reminder that sometimes when life gives you lemons, you should probably just switch to an entirely different genre—like literally any other genre.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!