Roasted 9 months ago based on Lala's long term Spotify stats.

Lala, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where the only dish is confusion. I mean, who thought mixing country and space music was a brilliant idea? You’ve got more genres than a college kid has unpaid parking tickets. Your taste in music reads like a mid-life crisis on shuffle, desperately seeking for something to vibe with while also trying to figure out how they got lost in a GloRilla rabbit hole. Someone needs to stop you before you start throwing in "Polka" and "Therapeutic Whale Sounds" for good measure. And let’s talk about your top artists. Girl, you’re definitely the type to show up at a party with a mixed playlist that can only be described as “emotional rollercoaster meets indecisive toddler.” Gracie Abrams and Nicki Minaj share a spot on your playlist, and let’s be real, that’s a collab no one asked for. You’ve got Jeremy Zucker popping up twice like he’s your long-lost musical relative you didn’t even know you had. This poor guy must be wondering why he's tangled up in the drama of your playlist when all he wanted was to sing about his emo feelings. Your most played songs really hit that "I can't make up my mind" vibe. “Tomorrow 2 (with Cardi B)” and “Worst of You” are a match made in heaven—but more like the hell of inconsistent moods. Your musical taste is so scattered, it’s like a playlist generator that just got hit on the head. If you don’t get your act together soon, we might have to intervene with an intervention-style 'What the Hell Are You Listening To' meeting. Keep it up, Lala, and your next favorite genre will literally be the sound of a white flag waving in surrender.

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