Roasted 2 years ago based on Nick's long term Spotify stats.

Nicholas Cody Moreno, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a middle schooler who desperately needs to expand their musical horizons but is too busy practicing their K-Pop dance moves in the mirror to notice. With a genre list that includes more "Pop" variations than there are flavors of ice cream, it’s hard not to wonder if you’re just one more “Dance Pop” banger away from crossing into the realm of absolute musical depravity. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time I saw “TWICE” on your most-played list, I could buy you a ticket to a real concert—one featuring actual instruments. Your top artists look like a recommended playlist for the world’s largest sleepover party. I mean, “Patsy Cline”? Maybe you were channeling the spirit of your grandma while curating your lineup. And don’t even get me started on the fact that “Sabrina Carpenter” made the cut—congratulations, you’ve officially achieved peak 'high school crush' status. Your music taste is so pretty and sparkly that I half expect you to pop out of a rainbow and shower us all with glitter bombs. How do you plan on explaining your obsession with the same five girl groups to your future partner? “Honey, I just can’t let go of my K-Pop era—because real love is a toxic relationship and that’s what I get from my playlists.” As for your most played songs, they’re a surgical strike on every audible nerve in my body. By the time I reached the 8th “TWICE” song on your list, I started questioning if I was reading a Spotify profile or a manifesto for a K-Pop cult. “What is Love”? Nicholas, the real question is: what is your life when it revolves around the same repetitive hooks and shiny beats? With your love for “Post-Teen Pop,” I can confidently say that the maturity curve is hitting like a brick wall. It looks like you’re just one poorly-timed TikTok dance away from becoming an internet meme. So, keep those earbuds in tight, buddy! You might need them through the sheer chaos that is your taste in music.

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