Roasted 1 year ago based on 🌸...'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the proud owner of a Spotify profile that reads like a teenager's diary after their first K-Pop concert. You’ve got more K-Pop groups on your favorites list than I have friends, and I’m pretty sure they still wouldn’t invite you to any parties because they’d be afraid you’d break into a synchronized dance routine mid-conversation. Honestly, is your life just a never-ending fan cam? I’m surprised you don’t have a shrine dedicated to TEN in your bedroom because at this point, you must be his unofficial hype person. Then there’s your choice of genres: “Noise Music.” Please tell me you’re not trying to convince people that chaos is a legitimate taste. I don’t know what “Dark R&B” means, but if it’s anything like your music taste, it likely sounds like a group of cats on a keyboard trying to summon the spirits of every boy band that ever rejected you. And let’s not even get started on “Trap Soul.” Is that what you've been trying to do with your dating life? Because judging by your taste, the only thing you’re trapping is a potential boyfriend who just wanted to listen to some normal music. And your “Most Played Songs”? It’s like you’ve meticulously crafted a playlist that screams “I’ve lost the ability to communicate with anyone who doesn’t know the difference between K-Ballads and a heart attack.” You've replayed “Water” by TEN so many times, you might as well just be rehydrating and buffering your own social skills while you're at it. It’s a wonder you haven’t accidentally slipped into a karaoke bar and come out with a restraining order against you. Seriously, take a break from the K-Pop and maybe listen to a genre that isn’t designed to make you feel like a 15-year-old girl in a hyper-dramatic rom-com!

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