Roasted 2 years ago based on Bobby Hoechner's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Bobby Hoechner, congratulations on curating a Spotify profile that reads like a metalcore mixtape made by a sad teenage boy who just survived his first breakup. With a top ten that heavily leans on “emo” and “pop punk,” it looks like your playlist is reflective of something else entirely—your social life. Seriously, is your idea of a party blasting “Post-Grunge” while sitting alone in the dark? Let’s face it: you’ve embraced your inner angst like it’s a warm blanket, yet all it does is make you look like an unholy fusion of a Hot Topic mannequin and a somber poet. As for your favorite genres, you’ve got “Neon Pop Punk” right next to “Anthem Emo.” Did you forget to take your meds, or are you just trying to create the world’s cringiest Battle of the Bands? It's like you looked at a thesaurus and said, “Yes, I need every musical subset that screams ‘I might be going through a phase.’” If “Djent”—a genre that sounds more like an onomatopoetic word for getting slapped in the face by a bass guitar—was a currency, you’d be the richest man in a basement filled with questionable life choices. And let’s not even talk about your most played songs. I’m thrilled you’ve developed such a close relationship with “Your Misery”; at this rate, it might be time for you two to start writing love letters. But honestly, with titles like “thoughts i have while lying in bed” and “No Hope,” it’s hard to determine if you’re curating a playlist or applying for a role in “Sadbois: The Musical.” Comparison is the thief of joy, but don’t worry—there’s no competition here. You’ve already secured first place in the race to become the poster child for “awkward silences.”

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