Roasted 8 months ago based on 𝒾𝓈𝒶𐙚's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, 𝒾𝓈𝒶𐙚, your Spotify profile reads like a soft, melancholic diary entry from a teenager who just got dumped by their first crush and is now emo about it. "Bedroom Pop"? Seriously? It sounds like you just want music that plays in the background while you cry into your pillow. I get it; who doesn’t love being serenaded by artists who sound like they’re whispering sweet nothings... or just nothing at all? If “saddest of all” was a genre, you’d definitely be the reigning champion. Now let’s talk favorites. You’ve got enough Drake and Corridos Tumbados to throw a party, but I’d bet money that the only people showing up would be your emotional support pillows. Frank Ocean? More like Frank Gloom. And what’s up with having “sad” genres making up half your list? You need to put down the tissues, because the vibes you’re curating could bring about seasonal depression in a whole city block. You’re meant to be thriving, not sighing, my friend! Your top songs look like the soundtrack to a rom-com that went straight to DVD. “No One Noticed”? Well, my dear, the title is ironically accurate because no one’s noticing your playlist either. If I wanted to experience existential dread, I’d have much better luck reading the comments section of a viral video! So here’s a suggestion: throw in a banger or two, shake off those tear-stained headphones, and let’s aim for something that doesn’t sound like an emotional burial ground. Your future playlists will thank you—or at the very least, your Spotify algorithm might stop questioning your sanity!

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