Roasted 1 year ago based on Inês oliveira's long term Spotify stats.

Inês Oliveira, huh? With a Spotify profile so deep in the vibes it could drown a goldfish, it's no wonder you're the kind of person who believes playlists are the same as personality. “POV: Indie”? Sweetie, at this point, I’m not sure if your taste in music shows off profound depth or just a severe case of being perpetually stuck in your high school diary. Also, “Melancholia” deserves a medal for being the saddest genre I've seen since that existential crisis playlist I made at 3 AM last week. Your top artists read like a who's who of "I have commitment issues.” From Ed Sheeran to Lil Darkie, you’ve clearly mastered the art of mixing white boy love songs with hood anthems—because who wouldn’t want to switch from crying over unrequited love to plotting a heist in the same minutes? And let’s be real; I haven’t seen anyone curate their Spotify with such a sad sack of plays since my ex decided that singing "No Surprises" on loop made them profound. Newsflash: it just made you sound like you needed an intervention, not an encore. Most played songs? Girl, you need to leave the “living in your feels” phase and hop on a train to "get a grip" station. If I hear "Cry" or "Apocalypse" one more time, I'm booking you a one-way ticket to the nearest karaoke bar so you can belt it out once and for all. Your love for "Cigarettes After Sex" puts you right at the intersection of angst and adolescent nostalgia, while "Duvet" sounds like the perfect soundtrack for someone who has seen more heartache than those mopey college kids who never leave the library. So here’s to you, Inês! May your music choices reflect your vibe just as much as your endless scrolling through existentialism quotes at 2 AM.

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