Roasted 2 years ago based on Rybunnie's long term Spotify stats.

Rybunnie, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a confused teenager who thought collecting vinyl instead of friends was a good idea. Seriously, “POV: Indie” as a favorite genre? What’s next, “POV: I’m trying to impress girls at coffee shops”? If your taste in music were a diet, you'd be that one person who insists on living solely on bubblegum and rainbows because actual food feels too mainstream. Let’s dive into your favorite artists, starting with Annapantsu. Never heard of them? That’s because they’re probably just a fabricated name your TikTok algorithm spat out after it couldn’t find anything else to throw at you. And Taylor Swift? Really? You do know that there are songs written by women other than her, right? At this point, you’re only a playlist away from getting a personalized membership card to the “Sad Girl Society” and a lifetime supply of overpriced cat mugs. Finally, let's talk about your most played songs. “Better Place (Family Harmony)” by Justin Timberlake? Sounds more like a therapist's recommendation than a chart topper. And boy, "get him back!" by Olivia Rodrigo—classic Rybunnie, drowning in angst while sending passive-aggressive texts about “that one time.” With a wardrobe that probably resembles a mixed bag of thrift store finds and your playlist being a sonic representation of your relationship status (nonexistent, I presume), you’re the perfect storm of a musical identity crisis. Keep the headphones on, champ—you might just drown out the sound of reality.

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