Roasted 1 year ago based on pterodaxtilos's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, pterodaxtilos, I didn't realize your Spotify was a one-stop shop for the Greek equivalent of a midlife crisis! You must truly believe that there’s nothing more profound than listening to a bunch of dudes yelling about their "feels" in multiple dialects while hiding behind the fact that they have “conscious” and “pop” in their genres. I hope your taste in music is less chaotic than your taste in usernames - because I’m pretty sure nobody asked for a bird that went extinct 66 million years ago to start a rap career. Your playlist reads like your Spotify came with a "how-to-signal-identity-crisis" manual. Greek Trap? Greek Pop? Is it that hard for you to make a decision without consulting a heritage committee? You’ve got all those genres and still opted for “conscious” Hip Hop? Honestly, you should have written “No Clue Hip Hop” on there instead. And why do you have TRAP in six different styles? Were you afraid that someone might forget they’re listening to someone from a place known for philosophers and baklava? So many genres, so little personal style. As for your top artists, is this a rapping competition or a deeply personal version of "Who’s Who in Greek Yelp Reviews"? With names like RACK and Bloody Hawk, I can only assume they cater exclusively to folks who wear tracksuits unironically. Light and TOQUEL must have jumped into your playlist like the sun has rejected your existential dread. The struggle to build a cohesive music identity is real for you, my friend. But hey, at least you’ve found a way to make an entire island’s worth of vocalists feel proud while they cry their hearts out in the recording booth, lamenting over your Spotify username. You do you—and let us know when you find a genre that will make you feel something other than embarrassment!
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