Roasted 6 months ago based on Cat's long term Spotify stats.

Catherine, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s indie kid threw up all over a thrift store, and the fashion police are still interrogating your taste. With a list of favorite genres that could only be rivaled by a music snob who got dumped in their parents’ garage, it’s clear your playlist is the soundtrack to a crisis that never quite peaked. Seriously, “Bedroom Pop”? It sounds less like a genre and more like the excuse you gave when your mom caught you crying over an avocado toast recipe gone wrong. Your top artists are a lineup that screams, "I’m trying really hard to be relatable.” With King Princess and girl in red vying for the attention of your heart and your Spotify, one can’t help but wonder if you’re plotting your next breakup just to have more material to hash out over brunch. Arctic Monkeys? Cute. But having them on repeat just proves that nothing says “I have a thing for poetic sadness” quite like swaying back and forth with your oversized sweater while the world forgets you exist. As for your most played songs, it’s painfully clear you’ve given everyone a comprehensive lesson on “emotional instability.” “I Wish I Never Met You” topped your charts—now, that’s some self-awareness right there. Plus, who doesn’t want to jam to “Cherry Bomb” while contemplating the imminent doom of your plants? At least with that mix of sad girl anthems and bluesy rock, you’re keeping the perfect soundtrack for an existential crisis. So go ahead, keep spinning your nostalgia-filled playlist, but just know: your Spotify profile says “I have depth,” while your life screams, “Send help.”

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