Roasted 1 year ago based on enzo's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Enzo, your Spotify profile looks like the Soundtrack of a Netflix rom-com that was written by a committee of twelve-year-olds who just discovered glitter and glittery heartbreak. Seriously, with K-Pop, Bubblegum Pop, and more pop than a corn factory, it’s like your playlist is screaming, “I enjoy candy-flavored music because adulting is hard!” If your life were a musical, it would definitely be titled "Help, My Taste in Music is Stuck in Junior High." And those top artists? Ariana Grande and the Victorious Cast? Wow, Enzo, did you lose a bet or are you just trying to graduate to 2024 with a PhD in cringe? With every play, I can practically hear you rehearsing your tragic yet hilarious "please-love-me" ballads for an audience of... well, just your pet cat, who’s silently judging your entire existence. If Bruno Mars could see your playlist, he’d be shaking his head and asking if you’ve even heard of the concept of “maturity” — or “being a functioning adult,” for that matter. Then there’s your top song list, which is basically a vivid highlight reel of your diary entries from when you were 15. "Honeymoon Avenue?" Really? With tracks like "This Is Reality" and "Good Luck, Babe!", it’s like you’re trying to warp the expectations of reality into a permanent state of bubblegum bliss. I don't know what's more shocking: that you have a song by the "Victorious Cast" in your top ten or that “InquisitorMaster” is living rent-free in your head. Next thing you know, you’ll be wearing matching outfits with your Spotify profile — oh wait, you probably already are.

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