Roasted 1 year ago based on santiiago🦇's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Santiiago🦇, the walking embodiment of a high school diary come to life. Your taste in music is like a bad haircut: you think it’s edgy, but really, it just reeks of regret and a desperate cry for emotional validation. With more emo in your Spotify than a teenager’s text thread after a breakup, I can only assume you wake up every day wondering which sad song should soundtrack your latest existential crisis. Your playlist looks like it’s been curated by an angsty raven who just binge-watched "Euphoria" while sobbing into a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Let’s talk about those favorite genres. "Shoegaze" and "Midwest Emo"? Is that the soundtrack for your sad little drive through a cornfield while your car’s blinker is the only thing signaling a left turn into your emotional abyss? And please, do enlighten us on how "Nu Metal" and "Emo Rap" have a place in a single soul's playlist. You’re either confused about who you are or you’re just out of emotional genres and fell back on whatever made you feel just a little bit more misunderstood. It’s a miracle your Spotify doesn’t automatically switch to a podcast about nihilism, because let's be real, your whole vibe screams “I'm too deep for you, but also, I listen to Lil Peep when I’m feeling particularly sentimental.” And those top artists? Man, I haven’t seen a mix that screams “Please, someone help me, I’m lost” since my last Tinder date. You’ve got Alex G and Mitski right next to Deftones, yet you still present yourself as if you’re in some kind of sonic identity crisis. At this point, it’s clear your "Most Played Songs" are just glorified tracks for wallowing – one listen to "Me and My Husband," and you’d think you’ve found your soulmate in a song about loneliness. But hey, at least you’ve got “I Will” to remind you that the only thing you'll be committing to is your sad little Spotify profile. Keep on vibing, friend; we’re all just here for the cringe and the comedy!

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