Roasted 2 years ago based on Adam Grice's long term Spotify stats.

Adam Grice, the human Spotify cringe compilation we never asked for. Your music taste reads like a confused teen’s diary entry: “Dear Diary, today I felt like screaming the lyrics to Rammstein while simultaneously craving the glittery glamour of Lady Gaga.” Seriously, your playlist is a rom-com featuring a rock concert and a Broadway show gone terribly wrong. With a top 10 that looks like one of those ‘Mix Tapes for Your Ex’ you keep pretending you don’t have, it’s hard to believe you haven’t gotten a restraining order from your headphones. It’s like you were determined to build the most confusing Spotify profile ever. Rock? Soft Rock? Mellow Gold? Permanent Wave? It sounds like you’re trying to describe your personality on a dating app: “I love long walks by the river while totally not having a personality.” Let’s be real—‘Permanent Wave’ is what you should call your hair after dealing with that mess of musical indecision. With enough soft rock to make a jaded accountant weep, one could say your taste is a 'melodic existential crisis'. You must be the only person who would make both a goth angry and a grandma suspicious with that playlist. And then there are your most played songs, which prove that you possess an impressive talent for becoming the world’s most predictable DJ. Rammstein dominates your list like an overzealous dog claiming its territory—no wonder your other playlists are stuck in the "Shocked by how many times I've listened to the same band" phase. With “Du hast” blaring every other minute, are you even capable of listening to anything else? Maybe throw in a few lift-anxiety bangers, so your friends can actually survive a road trip with you—because let’s face it, your musical choices are enough to make even GPS consider recalculating.

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