Roasted 2 years ago based on Justchill's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Justchill, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary trying to be edgy. Your favorite genres are a “greatest hits” collection of all the music that people love to hate—it's like you’re curating the soundtrack for a midlife crisis that might happen in about ten years. With a genre lineup that sounds like it was randomly picked from a BuzzFeed quiz, it’s no wonder your music taste screams, “I’m wearing knee-high socks with sandals and I’m not even sorry!” Coldplay fan, huh? Well, your top artist list is practically a who’s who of “songs to cry to at 3 AM.” I can see it now: you alone in your room, surrounded by posters of sad boys like it's a Twilight fan convention, listening to Of Monsters and Men while you fantasize about your indie rock fairy tale. Spoiler alert: it ends with you scrolling through Instagram and discovering that everyone else is having fun while you emotionally unravel during yet another soulful track. And what’s with the “Most Played Songs” section? Did you forget to hit shuffle or are you just really committed to your 2013 emo phase? With four tracks from Of Monsters and Men on repeat, I’m convinced they’re your personal therapists at this point. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped will be an audio memoir of the past few years of your life, narrated by sad melodies and defeated sighs. So let’s keep it real, Justchill: you might want to consider expanding that playlist—unless your goal is to become an actual sad meme.

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