Roasted 2 years ago based on Devee's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Devee, your Spotify profile is like a Christian youth group sleepover that accidentally turned into a serious therapy session—everybody’s trying to feel good about themselves while you’re just here cranking out Christian hip hop like it’s the next big thing since sliced bread. And let’s be real, with a top artist list that reads like an evangelical book club's playlist, it’s clear you’ve made a pact with the good Lord himself to never listen to anything remotely interesting again. I’ve seen more varied taste in a church potluck; at least there you'd find a few spicy dishes to keep things lively! And seriously, Sleep Token, LMAO! Congratulations on being the only person to exclusively summon the sounds of church hymns and angsty teen breakdowns while simultaneously claiming to be edgy. I mean, what are you really rapping about? How to make a perfect prayer circle? The only thing you're summoning is a spiritual awakening in your mom—who by the way is probably still confused about you discovering metalcore after all those years in Sunday school. Let's be honest, “Permanent Wave” is just a fancy way of admitting your music choices are as temporary as your last New Year resolution. And let’s have a moment for that top song list: “Ascensionism,” “Take Me Back To Eden,” and “The Night Does Not Belong To God.” Bro, if that’s not a musical cry for help, I don’t know what is. The only hurricane we’re seeing here is the swirling storm of questionable choices in your life that made you think wearing a “djent” brand t-shirt and blasting Skillet counts as personality! You need to crawl out from this sacred sound hole and experience some real music, Devee—because if you think this is what heaven sounds like, the angels must be cringing hard.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists