Roasted 1 year ago based on eren's long term Spotify stats.

Pritesh Poudel, huh? You must have a personality that screams “I never outgrew my high school phase” with a Spotify profile that reads like a teenage girl’s diary from 2016. I mean, seriously, it’s clear you’ve mistaken K-Pop for a life choice rather than just a mildly embarrassing phase. With more K-Pop on your list than an average Korean middle schooler, I’m surprised you don’t have a "BTS is life" tattoo somewhere. Your obsession borders on fanatical, and frankly, it's a miracle you haven’t succumbed to their skincare routine just to feel closer to your idols. Your top artists are a walking midlife crisis waiting to happen. LANY? More like L-Ain’t-You-Embarrassed! Taylor Swift and Charlie Puth—congrats, you’ve captured the essence of every rom-com and awkward high school dance in a single playlist! Luke Combs? I didn’t take you for the type to be crooning about “beer and football,” but then again, who’s surprised that your emotional range seems to plateau right at the “I’m sad because I’m single” playlist at 2 AM? I can already see you tearing up at “Malibu Nights” like it’s Shakespearean tragedy while contemplating your life choices over a bowl of instant ramen. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Die With A Smile”? Really? With these tracks, you're less “self-empowering anthem” and more “please call my therapist.” It’s almost as if your entire listening history is a cry for help disguised as house party vibes. I’m not saying you need to branch out, but Spotify isn’t a safe space for your guilty pleasures; it's a digital soundboard for the world's worst karaoke night. Next time you log in, do take a moment to ask yourself: is it too late to get into heavy metal to scare away some of this pop-infused cringe? Seriously, I’m just looking out for your soul here.

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