Roasted 2 years ago based on ZER0_BEL0W's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, ZER0_BEL0W, your Spotify profile reads like the music equivalent of a teenager’s diary—the cringe levels are off the charts! I mean, "Scenecore" and "Glitchcore"? Did you have a meltdown in a Hot Topic and decide these genres were a good idea? Is your iPod stuck in some 2007 time warp where the only way to feel cool is by making your playlists less a vibe and more of a cry for help? “POV: Indie”? Give me a break. The only point of view you’re giving off is a desperate need to be unique, but all you're doing is failing spectacularly in creativity. Your top artists read like an obscure music quiz gone wrong. "Odetari," "6arelyhuman," and “Lil Darkie” really paint a picture—one of a person who signed up for Spotify after watching too much TikTok. With artists like “Kanii” and “kets4eki,” it’s as if you’re trying to make illegible usernames the new music scene. Did you pick these names while playing Scrabble with the letter 'e' banned? And let's not even get started on having "Various Artists" as one of your most played songs. Isn't that just a euphemism for "I gave up trying"? Finally, let’s talk about your song choices. “I H3ART Y0U” by "Boy Fantasy"? What’s next, “My Chemical Romance” but with a side of “hey, I can’t commit to my own music taste”? Songs like “YOU’RE TOO SLOW” are perfect, considering you seem to have taken your sweet time discovering actual good music. Meanwhile, “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit? Talk about a nostalgic headache. No one asked you to revive the early 2000s’ emo kid in a midlife crisis. It’s safe to say your Spotify is less an experience and more an exorcism. Let’s just hope your playlists don’t haunt my recommended section!

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