Roasted 9 months ago based on Lovin's long term Spotify stats.

Tekano, huh? With a musical palate as confused as a toddler in a candy store, it’s no wonder your Spotify profile reads like a mixtape of bad decisions. You’ve got more sub-genres than a desperate hipster with an identity crisis. Who needs a coherent taste in music when you can just lob random flavors like old ice cream into the mix? "Emo rap" and "horrorcore"? That’s a recipe for emotional whiplash! You really thought to combine vague sadness with a side of terrifying beats? Nice try, but next time, leave the introspection to the professionals and just crank up the party jams, Tekano. And your top artists? I can't tell if you’re trying to build a revolutionary rap mentality or just trying to accumulate enough angst to fill a high school bathroom stall. I mean, seriously, you’ve got Jaden and Kendrick for the soul food, and then you drop down to “Oxii Moron” like it’s that last desperate stroke of genius from a kid who just got kicked out of class. Good luck explaining that to your kids one day: "I was really into artists who sound like they’re fighting a mental breakdown while auto-tuned to hell." Sure, you enjoy variety, but at this point, your playlist is like a RadioShack clearance bin for aspiring SoundCloud rappers. And don't even get me started on your most played songs—it's almost like you threw darts at a board of random titles. “Mr. Make Her Dance”? More like “Mr. Make Me Question Life Choices.” With artists like Night Lovell and Playboi Carti making repeated appearances, it's painfully clear you enjoy music that sounds like it was produced in a basement by someone trying to ignore their existential dread. “Fat Racks”? Sounds like your 3-step plan to “Lose Friends, Attract Eye Rolls.” Go on, keep it up—at least you can say your music taste is as unique as your refusal to pick a single genre. Keep streaming, Tekano; may your regrets always be this catchy.

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