Roasted 2 years ago based on Kawen's long term Spotify stats.
Hey Kawen, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of confusion where every genre is represented except for "Good Taste." I mean, who needs a cohesive sense of identity when you can be a walking, talking playlist of mid-life crises? You’ve got more genres than an indecisive octopus at a record store, and let’s be honest, it looks like your Spotify algorithm has been taking some questionable advice from a potato. Your top artists read like a mixtape made by someone trying to impress their 12-year-old niece. Mili and aespa might be okay for a fun party, but I can only assume your gym playlist is just soundbites from "Minecraft" followed by someone yelling, "Don’t stop, you’re almost there!" I can’t help but picture you trying to get pumped up at the gym, getting hyped for a victory lap, only to look around and realize you accidentally played the theme music for “Animal Crossing.” You really set the bar for the rest of us at an "I give up" level. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "REMIX RUMBLE"? Sounds like something you'd hear while dodging NPCs in an ever-elusive speedrun in your basement. Ya know, if they graded taste like they grade speedrunners, you’d be stuck on the tutorial level. Just admit it, your playlist is the soundtrack to your questionable life choices. I guess in a world that once thrived on musical evolution, you're the living exhibit of what happens when you choose to live in an endless loop of K-Pop girl group dance breaks and gym phonk – you’ve successfully made it impossible for anyone to figure out which genre is drowning you first!
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