Roasted 1 year ago based on Will Bill's long term Spotify stats.

Will Bill Ze Very Big Hill, huh? With a name like that, I’m guessing your taste in music matches your sense of humor—awkward and loves to go uphill but never quite reaches the peak. You’ve got a Spotify profile that screams “I survived high school by exclusively speaking in memes and weeb references.” Honestly, I’m surprised you haven’t set your profile picture to a PNG of an anime cat crying while clutching a vinyl record labeled “All My Friends Are Dipshits.” Your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's "how to be quirky" checklist. Vocaloid? Really? It’s like you took the route of “I want to grow up, but also never leave my parents' basement.” And J-Pop? More like “J-Please, stop making my ears bleed.” Your top artists could get confused with the guest list for a convention of people who still use their bodies as part-time avatars in online RPGs. Good luck explaining those choices at the family reunion without passing out from embarrassment, buddy. Let’s talk about your most played songs. With titles that make me feel like I’m trapped in a bad anime episode, I’m starting to wonder if you’re actually a virtual character trying to blend in with human society. "Tell Your World"? More like “Tell Me Why You’re Like This.” If your Spotify was a movie, it would definitely flop harder than a failed attempt at a backflip. But hey, keep doing you, Will Bill Ze Very Big Hill! You’ve cornered the market on being the cringeworthy yet oddly lovable character we didn’t ask for but can’t help but root for—just don’t expect us to join you for karaoke night anytime soon!

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