Roasted 2 months ago based on MAXXED (BR)'s long term Spotify stats.

MAXXED (BR), huh? If someone told me your Spotify profile was a carefully curated collection of sad dad music, I would've thought they were joking. But no, here you are, unironically listing more "bass" genres than an actual subwoofer convention. Seriously, it’s like your musical taste is just one bass drop away from a full-blown identity crisis. Can’t wait for you to drop a mixtape titled “Debating My Life Choices in Basslines.” Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of “Who Cares?” If the rave scene were a high school, you’d be the overambitious kid who still remembers the cafeteria lunch menu by heart but hasn’t kissed a girl. Linkin Park? Great choice for when you want to cry internally while pretending to get down on the dance floor. Fred again..? Better keep an eye on that one; with all those dots, I’m worried he’s signaling for help! And then there are those most-played songs. “Gossip” by Fake Two Piece? Is that a band name or the last text you received from your mom asking if you’re still single? Plus, a song called “drown me” isn’t exactly something I’d play on repeat unless I was trying to self-sabotage at a party. Here’s a pro tip: when your Spotify has more “bass” genres than friends on your social media, it’s time to reevaluate. Just a suggestion, MAXXED; maybe it’s time to branch out a little and embrace musical diversity. Or don’t, and keep giving us all something to laugh at!

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