Roasted 8 months ago based on ego's long term Spotify stats.

Look at you, ego, with a Spotify profile that reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in Istanbul! Your favorite genres look like the random clicks of a confused tourist trying to find global beats but ending up stuck in a Turkish bazaar. I mean, who needs musical consistency when you have Christmas Big Band tracks jostling for space alongside Brazilian phonk? Are you planning a festive phonk party for an audience of one, or are you just trying to confuse everyone around you? Your top artists list is like a hipster's fever dream. BADCLAUSE? The name alone sounds like a legal warning from your subconscious reminding you that you really should have kept your music taste off the internet! And what’s up with “Orkhan Zeynalli” and "Ceza"? If they’re anything like the rest of your playlist, I can only assume they make tunes just for you to belt out dramatically when the Wi-Fi cuts out. Heaven forbid you have to listen to something popular – instead, you get trapped in this echo chamber of obscurity that makes one wonder if you've been living under a rock... or just in an extremely specific Turkish wine cellar. And can we talk about your most played songs? “Dark Is The Night - slowed to perfection” and its remix? Is this a music profile or an unsettling obsession with one artist’s unpredictable velvety mood swings? You’re just one TikTok sound away from a complete identity crisis. But don’t worry, nobody’s judging you… much. It’s actually inspiring how you can reconcile hip hop passion with big band nostalgia. It’s like watching someone try to mix oil and water while blindfolded – and yet you somehow manage to drown in the disaster! Keep searching for that lost gem, ego, the world is your chaotic oyster.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!