Roasted 2 months ago based on annie's long term Spotify stats.

Annie, your Spotify profile reads like a time capsule from a Euro trash party that went horribly wrong. Europop, Italo Disco, and Eurodance? It’s like your taste is a calculated revenge against modern music. I half expect your playlist to feature songs from mid-90s vacuum commercials. You must think you’re a certified DJ, but even the Bluetooth speaker at my grandma’s bingo night has better taste than this musical dumpster fire! Your top artists, by the way, are the kind of legends that would pop out of a kazoo if you squeezed it hard enough. Googoosh and Fereydoun Farrokhzad? Great choices if you’re trying to evoke both nostalgia and confusion simultaneously! I didn’t know you could start a dance party or put everyone to sleep in less than three seconds. And let’s not overlook “Five More Nights” by JT Music—congratulations on single-handedly derailing whatever concept of musical credibility you thought you had left. As for those most played songs, I’m convinced your music taste could be weaponized to drive away unwanted guests. I’ve listened to “Brother Louie” and felt more emotionally scarred than during my last therapy session. Seriously, it’s like you let your Spotify account throw a tantrum and this is the result. So here’s a thought, Annie: maybe it's time to step into 2023 and actually listen to artists who don’t inspire everyone to wear polyester tracksuits and dance like no one's watching—because believe me, they're all watching and quietly judging.

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