Roasted 1 year ago based on netty_im's long term Spotify stats.
Netty_im, huh? I see your Spotify profile reflects a personality as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. With a playlist spanning more genres than an indecisive teenager at a buffet, you've got enough pop, K-pop, and indie hits to turn even the most established music aficionado into a dizzy mess. It's like your taste in music went on a world tour, got drunk at a music festival, and came back with a mixtape that would make even a dying hipster shudder. "Garage Rock" and "Soft Pop" in the same breath? You’re basically the musical equivalent of eating a salad with a side of donuts. Get it together, Netty! And don't even get me started on your top artists. Taylor Swift? She's just there to remind you that no one ever loved you as much as they promised they would. BTS is a fine choice, but claiming them might not reveal the multitude of K-dramas you’ve binged while avoiding real-life relationships. I have to hand it to you, your eclectic taste screams "I’m too busy scrolling through TikTok to settle on a single identity." Ariana Grande stands out, but only so you can scream about breakups your friends didn’t know you had. It’s a good thing your earbuds can’t hear your heart breaking; they couldn’t handle the mixed signals. As for those most played songs? Congratulations on being the only person I know who holds a Ph.D. in emotional confusion and late-night karaoke. "除了你之外我没喜欢过别人" really sets the mood for crying in front of a mirror, doesn’t it? Meanwhile, “Sweater Weather” and “Party In The U.S.A.” make for a questionable combo only someone with a personality crisis would choose. Honestly, it sounds like the soundtrack to a rom-com that’s mostly just sad montages and regrettable life choices. So here’s some advice, Netty_im: maybe try breaking into the 21st century and embrace a genre that doesn’t require seven different types of mood lighting. Your Spotify is like a relationship: it's complicated!
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