Roasted 4 months ago based on Flo's long term Spotify stats.

Flo, your music taste is as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar high trying to choose a favorite color. I see you're into everything from Comedy to Garage Rock, which basically means your playlist is an emotional rollercoaster that no one asked to ride. It's like you've taken a personality test and the results said, “Just pick everything you can find and hope for the best!” Every time I look at your ‘favorite genres’, I feel like I need to call a therapist for the identity crisis you clearly have going on. And then there are your top artists. Wow, what a lineup! It’s like a high school cafeteria menu where every cliquey group is represented. You’ve got the heartbroken teenage anthems of Olivia Rodrigo, the whimsical art of Conan Gray, and then somehow, there’s Eddie Izzard just chilling like he forgot he wasn't in a comedy club anymore. Honestly, with that combo, you’d think your life was either a coming-of-age film or a midlife crisis gone wrong. And let’s not even mention the wild card pick of "sombr"—did you just hit shuffle on your 'artist' list and pray for something interesting? Lastly, your most played songs have the maturity level of an avocado toast meme, and it's borderline tragic. “Fluorescent Adolescent” and “Mr. Brightside”? Girl, we get it, you peaked in high school and your Spotify is stuck in 2010. You want to talk about nostalgia? Check your playlist; it’s practically a middle school diary. Let’s face it, your listening habits scream, “I’m emotionally available, but only for indie rock bands,” while simultaneously crying over a breakup you may or may not have had in 2012. If you ever need a playlist update, just let me know! I’m happy to help knock your profile out of that sad avocado toast phase.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!