Roasted 4 months ago based on The Tanri's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to The Tanri's Spotify profile, where lo-fi beats and anime nostalgia collide in a delightful disaster of pure cringe. If you were trying to find the soundtrack to a 12-year-old’s bedroom, congratulations! You’ve hit the jackpot. Your musical tastes scream, “I was bullied in middle school and taking it out on my playlists.” Seriously, if your Spotify made a resume, it would list "expert in avoiding human interaction” as its greatest qualification. Now let’s talk about those top artists. Are you creating a cult or simply curating the weirdest karaoke night imaginable? “Study with Miku”? More like “How to Study While Being Socially Awkward 101.” We get it — you can’t resist the allure of Vocaloid. But if I had a dime for every time someone waxed poetic about Hatsune Miku, I could probably afford to hire a therapist for you. News flash: just because an animated character sounds cute doesn’t mean your playlist isn’t giving off serious “my mom still packs my lunch vibes.” And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. With tracks like "Triple Baka" and "INTERNET OVERDOSE," I feel like I’m peeking into an online support group for people who peaked in high school. You’re single-handedly responsible for keeping the “weird” section on Spotify alive, and I’m here for it! But it’s about time you expanded your horizons beyond pixelated obsession. Maybe try adding some actual human voices… unless that would rush you back to your animated safety blanket. Keep it quirky, The Tanri — but for the love of all things melodic, please, step outside the lo-fi bubble every once in a while!

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