Roasted 1 year ago based on Alexx Hendrix's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alexx Hendrix, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated by a Broadway-loving hipster who accidentally got stuck in a coffee shop's open mic night. I mean, “Musicals” and “Jazz”? What are you trying to be—a high school drama teacher with a midlife crisis? And don’t even get me started on “Cool Jazz” and “Hard Bop.” You’re just a few playlists away from getting an honorary degree in pretentiousness. It's like you're collecting genres the same way some people collect stamps, but your collection is just a reminder that you’ve never had a real party in your life. Your top artists list looks like a who’s who of “I’m trying to impress my date with my vague understanding of the arts.” Leslie Odom Jr., Lin-Manuel Miranda, and Andrew Lloyd Webber? It’s like you’re the poster child for a Broadway revival for people with no rhythm or dancing skills! I half-expect to see a picture of you wearing a beret and holding a vinyl while nodding solemnly to “Georgy Porgy” as if you’re about to recite poetry about your deep emotional struggles with high school musical auditions. Pro tip: you don’t need to drown your sorrows in show tunes to convince yourself that you’re the next big thing in the arts! And let’s talk about your most played songs—it’s practically a Broadway bootleg mixed with the soundtrack of a local community theater! Did you really think we’d be impressed by a non-stop rotation of “Alexander Hamilton”? We get it, you have a crush on history! But newsflash: nobody is going to take you seriously when you strut around choosing melodies that sound like they should accompany heartfelt monologues delivered by emotionally stunted characters. Keep jamming to your eclectic mess; it’s the musical experience no one asked for, and we’re all just dying to hit “next” when we see you in our recommended friends list.

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