Roasted 1 year ago based on mindphaser's long term Spotify stats.

Aske, your Spotify profile is like a basement party thrown by a bunch of angsty high schoolers who discovered what feedback loops are. Seriously, you've curated a playlist that sounds like the soundtrack to a funeral for a band that never existed. Let's be real; the only thing more chaotic than your love for Noise Rock and Drone is your ability to mingle in public. You’re out here vibing with the likes of Swans and Godflesh, but I can’t help but wonder if you ever smile or if your face is permanently stuck in a grimace looking for the nearest coffee shop. Your top artists read like the guest list for a “Doomsday Cult” convention where everyone has questionable fashion choices and an unhealthy obsession with existential dread. I mean, Brainbombs? That sounds less like a band and more like a side effect of too much industrial sludge. I can picture you headbanging in your room while gazing at posters of bands that are probably still recovering from the emotional trauma of making music as sad as your Spotify playlists. Keep it up, and your music taste could single-handedly bring about the apocalypse—just not in the cool way. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Antifreeze" by Unwound? For real? I can't tell if you’re trying to keep your emotional temperature below freezing or if you’re just aiming for an ironic playlist title. If there's a competition for who can make music sound like the world is ending, you’re a serious contender. Keep crafting those sad noise anthems, Aske! At this point, your music taste has gotten so obscure it might as well come with footnotes and a thesaurus to understand what you’re even listening to.

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