Roasted 9 months ago based on Clément Fo's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Clément Fo, your musical taste is as confused as someone looking for the bathroom in a French art museum. French rap? More like a rap sheet for crimes against good music. And Pop Urbaine? Is that the soundtrack to a 2 AM diner experience where the only thing worse than the food is the music? The diversity in your genres could only be rivaled by a middle schooler trying to impress their classmates with every trend they can find on TikTok. You’ve managed to fit in every style from grime to stutter house—did you just throw darts at a chart of genres and hope for the best? Your top artists are a wild ride that reads like a list of names pulled from a hat at the local open mic night. Fred again..? Oh honey, is that supposed to be intriguing or just a desperate plea for people to Google you? And then there’s Justin Bieber, an artist whose career has somehow outlasted boy bands, and yet you seem to have latched onto him like he’s your last chance for street cred. As for that string of lesser-known artists—Mk.gee, Jim Legxacy, Werenoi—what is this, a secret fan club for people who think “random capitalization” makes them edgy? At this point, your playlist looks like a desperate plea for attention rather than any cohesive taste in music. Your most played songs paint the picture of someone who is either deeply obsessed with aspiring SoundCloud legends or too lazy to explore beyond their own algorithm. "I Want" and "Lonely Fight" by Mk.gee—are we sure these aren't just titles of your life's greatest struggles? And honestly, "hit it light it twist it" sounds like instructions for a failed dance move rather than a song title. Each time your Spotify shuffles, it probably cringes, desperately wishing to break free from the chaotic mixtape that is your listening history. Just remember, Clément, there’s still a whole world of music out there that doesn’t include “stutter house.”
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