Roasted 7 months ago based on 🖤🧡Chuuya's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Wifi, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s diary from 2007 who just discovered hot topic and is really, REALLY mad at the world. Your favorite genres alone make me wonder if you’ve been accidentally inhaling Sharpie fumes while crafting your playlist. I mean, “Trap Metal” and “Horrorcore?” It’s like you threw a middle school emo kid, a SoundCloud rapper, and someone who’s legitimately possessed by a demon into a blender and hit purée. Your taste in music could only be improved by throwing all of it in the trash and starting over. Looking at your top artists, I can’t help but picture you sitting in a dark room, candles flickering, contemplating life’s big questions like, “What’s worse, my musical taste or my social skills?” Twenty One Pilots and Panic! At The Disco are basically the gateway drugs to your current Spotify addiction, but honey, *please*, do we really need two genres of emo on your list? You’re like a walking “how-to” guide on what not to listen to when growing up. And let’s not even get started on “Brazilian Phonk.” Like, who are you trying to impress? The local hipster barista? And now for the crown jewel—your most played songs. With titles like “BE MY POISON” and “Evil People,” it’s pretty clear you’re navigating the depths of a heart that's seen too many TikTok overreactions, and honestly, I’m worried. "Sing To Me" by MISSIO? More like “Scream For Help!” Seriously, stop torturing your ears. If Spotify had a rehab program for musical taste, you’d be the poster child. But hey, keep doing you; it’s great entertainment for the rest of us watching from the sidelines.

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