Roasted 2 years ago based on Spacie Macie's long term Spotify stats.

Spacie Macie, huh? With a name like that, I can only assume you’re the living embodiment of Spotify’s “Suggested for You” feature gone rogue. Seriously, your playlist is less “music lover” and more "confused teenager trying to find their identity in the ‘alternative’ section of Hot Topic." It’s like you're trying to create a vibe that says “I’m a deep thinker” while secretly wishing you had Rainbow Unicorn stickers plastered all over your bedroom. You’ve got more genres on here than actual personality traits! Your taste in artists reads like a hipster’s Instagram bio — we get it, you love Florence + The Machine, but pretending you’re the only one who knows about them is just sad. Hozier? Really? He’s fine and all, but do you also sip pumpkin spice lattes while waiting for your iced oat milk Flat White? And don't get me started on your most played songs; did you hit “shuffle” on a college dorm room at 2 AM? You’ve got Thumpasaurus, which sounds more like a dinosaur-shaped piñata than the kind of music anyone should blast in public. And let's hope your taste in music is better than your taste in naming your playlists; “POV: Indie” is like saying, “I’m an adult, but I still wrap my crayons in foil.” Look, I get it, we all have our musical guilty pleasures, but your Spotify profile looks like you’re trying to recreate an early 2000s emo kid’s iPod after they discovered ramen noodles. Get it together, Spacie. You’re the reason why people automatically assume vinyl records are just overpriced coasters. Next time, I suggest you pick a theme and stick to it — because right now, your profile looks like it was designed by someone who binged every season of “Gilmore Girls” while crying themselves to sleep.

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