Roasted 1 year ago based on Finn's long term Spotify stats.

Finn, let’s talk about your music taste. It’s like you took a survey from a bunch of confused teenagers in a post-apocalyptic world and combined it into one Spotify profile. "Hyperpop" and "Brazilian Trap"? What’s next, a playlist called "Cat Sounds and Elevator Music"? Your genres read like a menu from a hipster café that serves avocado toast with extra pretentiousness sprinkled on top. For someone who enjoys "Bedroom Pop," it’s ironic that you spend more time listening to music than actually being productive in that bedroom. Now, your top artists—oh boy. "VirginGod"? Come on, Finn, that name sounds like an early 2000s MySpace emo band that never made it past their parents’ basement. And while I can respect the underground vibe of "glaive" and "Tyler, The Creator," don’t think for one second that you’re fooling anyone with your exotic tastes in Brazilian hip hop and phonk. You’re just a music hipster trying to be cool by throwing in obscure names that no one has ever heard of, hoping they’ll distract us from the fact that you still think TikTok is a music discovery platform. Lastly, if your most played song is "heather" by "glaive," I can’t help but wonder if you’re using music to cope with your painfully relatable emotions or just trying to score points on your "sad boy" persona. But hey, at least you’re consistent. You’ve perfectly blended the moody with the hipster, all while managing to create a profile that screams, "Please, notice me!" Sorry, Finn, but with a profile like this, it might take a miracle, or just the next trendy genre, for anyone to give a damn.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!