Roasted 1 year ago based on Coral's long term Spotify stats.

Coral, your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session gone wrong. I mean, "Slowcore"? Really? That’s just a fancy term for "I have no idea how to enjoy life, so let me stew in my feelings for a couple of hours." If music were a buffet, your plate would be piled high with all the leftovers no one wanted: Emo rap and nu metal? Looks like someone threw in the towel on their musical self-esteem. Your top artists say it all: a mix that screams “I spent too much time alone in my bedroom, contemplating my existence” while also boasting about “how to properly mope around.” Between Alex G and Cavetown, I can only assume you have a shrine to the art of self-pity and a journal that has seen more tears than pages at this point. It's like you scoured the depths of the internet for artists that would validate your "sad girl" aesthetic and forgot about actual happiness. And let’s talk about those most played tracks. "How To Never Stop Being Sad" sounds like the theme song of your life, while "Break" by alex_g_offline is literally daring you to take a break from this despair-fest you've curated. With that playlist, you're one acoustic guitar away from putting a "Girl with a broken heart" sticker on your laptop. So congratulations, Coral, you've successfully turned a love for music into a glorified sob session. Who knew Spotify could double as your personal support group?

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