Roasted 2 years ago based on Stuart's long term Spotify stats.

Stuart, every time I check your Spotify profile, it’s like I accidentally stumbled into a country music bar where the bouncers are just hipsters trying to reclaim their flannel shirts. Your love for "Contemporary Country" and "Rock" is like trying to eat a dry biscuit while simultaneously sipping on a lukewarm beer; there’s no moisture in your life, and I'm not sure if you realize you're only hanging on to hope like a cowboy hat in a rainstorm. With top artists like Morgan Wallen and Florida Georgia Line, I can’t help but wonder if you’re trying to out-dad every dad in the universe. Your most played songs are a buffet of emotional mediocrity that'd put a damp towel to sleep. Leave a light on? Buddy, it looks like you’ve left the whole power grid on standby with the way you're wistfully jamming out to songs that scream "I live in a frat house where the fridge is always empty." And let's talk about your 'favorite genres' – at this point, "Modern Country Rock" sounds like a desperate attempt to fit square pegs into round holes. I’m convinced that your playlist accidentally came out of a time machine from 2015. If Spotify had a sound check for questionable listening habits, you'd be grounded from music for the next decade. You might want to diversify that taste before it officially becomes a dad joke.

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