Roasted 2 months ago based on $'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the human embodiment of a Spotify "For You" page that someone gave up on after the first five genres. Seriously, what the heck is “Shibuya-Kei” and how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you roll in with both “Breakcore” and “Bolero” on your favorites list? You’re basically a walking contradiction, like a dad trying to sound cool by adding some Latin Rock to his classic rock playlist while secretly humming “Let It Go.” And can we talk about that Top 10 artists list? Sounds like you Googled "most niche and obscure music possible" and just hit ‘select all.’ Your favorite songs read like the soundtrack to a hipster anxiety attack at an underground art exhibit. What do you even do with those titles, casually throw them around to impress people at parties? Trust me, the only ears you’re hitting with “懐玉” and “D>E>A>T>H>M>E>T>A>L” are the ears of a very confused cat. Honorable shoutout to “School Shooter” by wych elm though—nothing says “let’s party” like a track that sounds like a safety announcement gone horribly wrong. Don't worry, your playlists are just as confusing as your dating life. Also, “照井順政” has made more of an appearance on your playlist than actual friends have this year. It’s like you listen to him hoping some of that mysterious, edgy energy will rub off on you, but really, it just amplifies the fact that you’re way more into weird Japanese artists than, say, *actual human interaction*. If Spotify had a personality test, you’d come out as a recluse with a penchant for melancholy and over-priced vinyl. Here’s a tip: next time you're curating your profile, try a genre that doesn’t make you look like you live in a basement surrounded by anime figurines.

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