Roasted 7 months ago based on Minitoon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Minitoon, where do we even begin with your taste? If there were a competition for the most niche collection of genres, you'd be the gold medalist, proudly waving the flag of confusion. K-Pop? Check. Tamil Pop? Check. A sprinkle of Bollywood and Tollywood for that extra dose of "I don’t know what I want." It’s like you went to an international buffet and decided to sample every leftovers dish on the table. You’ve got more musical identities than a split personality in a rom-com! Your top artists list is basically a high school yearbook committee: Taylor Swift, BTS, One Direction… it’s like they all had a secret meeting and decided your ears were the perfect playground for their mid-life crises. It’s impressive how you've managed to unite boy bands and regional artists like some kind of musical United Nations. The fact that “Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” is one of your most played songs indicates you might have some unresolved romantic issues, or maybe you just can't make up your mind about your playlist's love life! And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! If Spotify were to make a "What Not to Listen To" list, you'd hit every single mark. You're stacking tracks like emotional baggage on a flight: heavy, unwieldy, and mostly filled with melodrama. Seriously, “You’re Losing Me” right after “Down Bad”? Are we starting a support group or preparing for a Taylor Swift karaoke night? At this rate, your personal playlist is the soundtrack of a mid-30s crisis hitting like a freight train. Keep it up and you might just hit the “Top 10 Things to Make People Uncomfortable at Parties” list too!

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