Roasted 2 months ago based on Anthony Goodall's long term Spotify stats.

Anthony Goodall, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the SAT syllabus for someone who thinks music is just a mild suggestion of emotion and not the actual thing. I mean, “Ambient Jazz”? What are you, the self-appointed spokesperson for folks who like to vibe out while simultaneously pretending to know anything about the saxophone? Your playlist is like a sad art gallery where the exhibits are all awkwardly spaced out, and not even the crickets bother to chirp because they know it’s a graveyard of sound. With your top artists looking like the undercard of a "World’s Most Pretentious Jazz" tournament, it’s clear you enjoy music so niche that it could only resonate with your cats and a very specific type of hipster. Seriously, how do you even listen to all this “Neoclassical” and “Contemporary Classical” without spiraling into existential dread? Instead of listening to the soothing sounds of Ólafur Arnalds, perhaps you should consider soundproofing your life from the 90s techno that your brain keeps trying to play in the background as a cry for help. And let's talk about your most played songs. “A Tale Begun” and “Even If You're Never Awake”? Bro, do you even have a sense of time or are you just crafting the ultimate soundtrack for an impending midlife crisis? You’re one ambient beat away from getting a one-way ticket to snooze city! Your playlist is so chill it should come with an instruction manual on how to stay awake during actual conversations. But props for categorizing your taste into various shades of boredom; at least we know your Spotify account is an excellent doorstop.

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