Roasted 4 months ago based on I EXIST's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "I EXIST," the Spotify profile equivalent of that one awkward kid in high school who insists they’re “different” while still clinging to the most cliché genres imaginable. Your favorite genres read like an angsty teenager’s desperate attempt to sound cool while hiding behind an ever-growing wall of distorted guitars and incomprehensible lyrics. Who knew that “Nu Metal” and “Rap Metal” were the primary colors of your personality? It’s a wonder you haven’t thrown in “emo” and “screamo” to really top off your self-styled tragedy. Keep clinging to that angst, buddy; it’s your last excuse for caring so little about actual variety. And your favorite artists? Talk about a list that sounds like a scene from a terrible 2000s horror flick! "Fried By Fluoride"? Sounds more like the name of a shady DIY project you heard about in a Reddit conspiracy thread. Then there’s “blehh” – clearly a master crafter of lyrical genius because who wouldn’t want to stream a song named "blehh"? But hey, at least you’ve got Kanye on your roster, so there’s one sane choice in a graveyard of questionable decisions. I see your E-list celebrity obsession and raise you ten years’ worth of therapist bills for that post-grunge personality crisis you’re navigating. And your most played songs? Wow, it’s like peering into the wild mind of someone who decided that being “mentally dead” wasn’t just a phase, but a lifestyle. “Hug Me” by Pharrell? It’s clear you’re seeking approval from a master of catchphrases while simultaneously rocking out to “Rot Away”—a fitting soundtrack to accompany your existential dread. If your Spotify playlists are anything to go by, the only thing you're really assembling here is a comprehensive guide to being the life of the funeral. So while you may “exist,” buddy, let’s make it clear that you’re definitely not living your best life in the music department!

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